Back pain

Twisted my back from over training yesterday and got a Thai oil massage there from Bo-Tanic.. paid for an hour long and about 5 minutes in, a second masseuse comes in and starts conversing in Thai to my masseuse. She now starts rubbing me down too and thought fuck, this is sweet, two middle aged Asian women giving me attention.. but then I realized they were doing it just to continue the conversation and they were clearly bitching about someone. I obviously don't speak Thai but you knew that tone. It's not like I could tell them to stop or I could get up, was pretty much pinned down by two sets of hands. Was like having an Asian sleep paralysis demon. Was thinking just fucking shut up and stick on that massage music that sounds like you're in the early stages of an Age of Empires map and you're chopping down trees to build fishing boats