Sunday, November 08, 2015

Domino Gate

I've recently been made aware by a colleague of mine that you provided him with a pizza with both anchovies and pepperoni as toppings. I want to know what world you live in where this could ever be deemed acceptable. I'm appalled.

This flavour mispairing is not only in very poor taste but potentially dangerous. I've a good mind to contact my local MP as this is surely infringement of several clauses of the Geneva convention.

I'm going to beg you to reconsider allowing this in the future as this diabolical construction should never have seen the light of day in the first place. And before you say anything, yes I think it was wrong of him to make the order but it was even worse for you to let him purchase it.

Until this happens I cannot advocate the purchase of any further pizzas from your establishments.

Regards

Conor Charlton